tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-49408840076083611412024-03-21T18:09:50.651-03:00Humor Das TirasEste blog é pra quem gosta de dar umas risadas de vez em quando.Entre e divirta-se!
Mas lembre!
Tudo que é sem graça vai lhe fazer rir! Valeu :)www.humordastiras.blogspot.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16139134046238390247noreply@blogger.comBlogger44125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4940884007608361141.post-82981738110100152962009-12-13T20:26:00.003-02:002009-12-13T20:29:28.523-02:00A Novidade<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwYLzQ0AuXFei6dwpnt8OjLJXNk9jEOOQg6q-9VlsknhlS0ZKNfIlJ2ah60eMR3NZ-PwcfmYCgDjRpjLnBUJ_LTv9Rnm80VRW8LqUHxFeFG967KS16Gximj7J6A0f7I7wL3YaCzrhPPajK/s1600-h/6a4aef0301f0d65349873fbf2174c793.png"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 400px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 232px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5414851167574573234" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwYLzQ0AuXFei6dwpnt8OjLJXNk9jEOOQg6q-9VlsknhlS0ZKNfIlJ2ah60eMR3NZ-PwcfmYCgDjRpjLnBUJ_LTv9Rnm80VRW8LqUHxFeFG967KS16Gximj7J6A0f7I7wL3YaCzrhPPajK/s400/6a4aef0301f0d65349873fbf2174c793.png" /></a><br /><div>Depois de um tempo sem postar...</div><div> </div><div>Gente,muitos visitam o blog e nunca entendem as tirinhas,basta ver da primeira para entender os personagens OK? :D</div>www.humordastiras.blogspot.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16139134046238390247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4940884007608361141.post-61231047023867618782009-10-06T18:25:00.001-03:002009-10-06T18:27:16.872-03:00Tirinha #28<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKsazZ7QUHGeyyPWXYy_CIdssn31eau7GiAhKO4ad4nzNtpjA0CU4LQlSoNi89334He2SPz7aOmkbRRpDGOLFpeclu3yy1gFYxkVaHSEAVp9m_LMDtMY-gGoY2nFVloiVLtRe06mUf1G8e/s1600-h/%2328.png"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5389601480837461442" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 182px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKsazZ7QUHGeyyPWXYy_CIdssn31eau7GiAhKO4ad4nzNtpjA0CU4LQlSoNi89334He2SPz7aOmkbRRpDGOLFpeclu3yy1gFYxkVaHSEAVp9m_LMDtMY-gGoY2nFVloiVLtRe06mUf1G8e/s400/%2328.png" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Na próxima tirinha</div><div>ele vai tentar novamente.....</div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div>eu acho.</div>www.humordastiras.blogspot.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16139134046238390247noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4940884007608361141.post-6529489119527037582009-10-05T20:00:00.001-03:002009-10-05T20:02:32.914-03:00Tirinha #27<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwi_KF7d7P2RIIDhrc7XnHaQMn7hboiECWTtjBJlrPR5NgC6yzFGJhJIrixxjuB1Zw7GhCPtHMrRjIMEtfWaqIpBsYOPG0bIWKdm86y7cJDziPMDH_up6jnTQ-HJTryqQA79lZrYPE7nE6/s1600-h/%2327.png"><span style="font-size:180%;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5389254918943121938" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 155px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwi_KF7d7P2RIIDhrc7XnHaQMn7hboiECWTtjBJlrPR5NgC6yzFGJhJIrixxjuB1Zw7GhCPtHMrRjIMEtfWaqIpBsYOPG0bIWKdm86y7cJDziPMDH_up6jnTQ-HJTryqQA79lZrYPE7nE6/s400/%2327.png" border="0" /></span></a>www.humordastiras.blogspot.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16139134046238390247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4940884007608361141.post-55002826416530064942009-10-02T11:45:00.000-03:002009-10-02T11:46:25.293-03:00Tirinha #26<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4xuk4G8Vri6-3s39zactZYC4GnJNoAzKvtDhGU8xPIKEB-PYMbvqYZiw1H7vpNZJwXvX3a1z0zlTAUw2u6x2nEX9gNIVFaV4_toeqBocZ1bjR2nPQ39kV5VXGHE4-3aG3Pcpt_MwqNQmQ/s1600-h/%2326.png"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5388014007628230386" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 182px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4xuk4G8Vri6-3s39zactZYC4GnJNoAzKvtDhGU8xPIKEB-PYMbvqYZiw1H7vpNZJwXvX3a1z0zlTAUw2u6x2nEX9gNIVFaV4_toeqBocZ1bjR2nPQ39kV5VXGHE4-3aG3Pcpt_MwqNQmQ/s400/%2326.png" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div>www.humordastiras.blogspot.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16139134046238390247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4940884007608361141.post-41834886307271738492009-09-30T19:44:00.003-03:002009-09-30T19:54:44.009-03:00Tirinha #25<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgT9aX5HIprMDJtt9sbcf0iTM4DFjLXQkE7Nhm8xXKNXfr8st2SqaTiil4c7lkTjw7U_MyGLJpc2VxWySvGq1AHpOo3uv9SrGbTkpIvL1LDBpxsCxmON1f9PZXf4x7Qp4NLbnTKpfACIzne/s1600-h/pegadenha.png"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5387395211377442978" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 232px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgT9aX5HIprMDJtt9sbcf0iTM4DFjLXQkE7Nhm8xXKNXfr8st2SqaTiil4c7lkTjw7U_MyGLJpc2VxWySvGq1AHpOo3uv9SrGbTkpIvL1LDBpxsCxmON1f9PZXf4x7Qp4NLbnTKpfACIzne/s400/pegadenha.png" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Clique na imagem para amplia-la</div>www.humordastiras.blogspot.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16139134046238390247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4940884007608361141.post-24905366350556504742009-09-30T19:37:00.000-03:002009-09-30T19:38:50.390-03:00Eu Falei:<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqApcoRXFY3zamBzenBCAVuugt2YcNPAUkb3FNEU96AlmyPLHJOptn3dxB1FGsW5K_h5MKh28GA44v84_o3RJY1VFVU8ywfxfrv2Uz-LozyQYutBju3Bkxq4dZdbHV2UH3owsv5-rFzyov/s1600-h/mttbv.png"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5387393530468020210" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 139px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqApcoRXFY3zamBzenBCAVuugt2YcNPAUkb3FNEU96AlmyPLHJOptn3dxB1FGsW5K_h5MKh28GA44v84_o3RJY1VFVU8ywfxfrv2Uz-LozyQYutBju3Bkxq4dZdbHV2UH3owsv5-rFzyov/s400/mttbv.png" border="0" /></a><br /><div> </div>www.humordastiras.blogspot.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16139134046238390247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4940884007608361141.post-70615408399574884652009-09-29T18:36:00.000-03:002009-09-29T18:38:04.604-03:00Tirinha de Retorno<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-sa7m6dOiXg5R83kSX_IwWJiVbKqkul5sL_mCtCrv1dB62YToqpY7a8EIjkH2vDD7eGt49OH1sBsNngOcw_ZhBuoIZ_BQoH6RnH3tRqE_QsSnhGyCOjh6siwJaBrA38vb3ok973YIuM83/s1600-h/O+retorno.png"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5387006760903849138" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 141px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-sa7m6dOiXg5R83kSX_IwWJiVbKqkul5sL_mCtCrv1dB62YToqpY7a8EIjkH2vDD7eGt49OH1sBsNngOcw_ZhBuoIZ_BQoH6RnH3tRqE_QsSnhGyCOjh6siwJaBrA38vb3ok973YIuM83/s400/O+retorno.png" border="0" /></a><br /><div>CLIQUE NA IMAGEM PARA AMPLIA-LA</div><div>BOM RETORNO AO HUMOR DAS TIRAS!</div>www.humordastiras.blogspot.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16139134046238390247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4940884007608361141.post-10091079097140659232009-09-28T21:04:00.000-03:002009-09-28T21:08:50.248-03:00O RetornoO Humor das Tiras Voltou!<br />Agora com mais vontade de fazer você rir!<br />Ainda estamos com problemas mas a minha parte (tirinhas) já está resolvida e eu<br />tentarei manter o blog melhor!<br />Dia 29 de setembro farei algumas mudanças e o blog voltará completamente ao ar,Divirta-se!www.humordastiras.blogspot.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16139134046238390247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4940884007608361141.post-85769960710894483822009-09-13T11:12:00.001-03:002009-09-13T11:16:09.878-03:00RecadoPessoal,o humor das tiras estará sem postar tirinhas por um certo tempo por causa de problemas nos computadores.O blog tem retorno previsto para 25 de Setembro.<br />Obrigado a todos que compreendem bla..bla.bllaaa....tchau.www.humordastiras.blogspot.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16139134046238390247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4940884007608361141.post-6459495463705103972009-08-26T22:07:00.000-03:002009-08-26T22:11:26.656-03:00O menino viciado em orkutUm <a oncontextmenu="return false;" onmouseover="hw2842640(event, this, 'undefined'); this.style.cursor='hand'; this.style.textDecoration='underline'; this.style.borderBottom='solid';" style="CURSOR: hand; COLOR: #0000ff; BORDER-BOTTOM: 1px dotted; TEXT-DECORATION: underline" onclick="hwClick2842640(undefined);return false;" onmouseout="hideMaybe('HOTWordsTitle'); this.style.cursor='hand'; this.style.textDecoration='underline'; this.style.borderBottom='dotted 1px'; " href="http://www.mundodaspiadas.com/diversas/viciado-no-orkut.html#">menino</a> era super viciado no orkut, e a <a oncontextmenu="return false;" onmouseover="hw1842640(event, this, 'undefined'); this.style.cursor='hand'; this.style.textDecoration='underline'; this.style.borderBottom='solid';" style="CURSOR: hand; COLOR: #0000ff; BORDER-BOTTOM: 1px dotted; TEXT-DECORATION: underline" onclick="hwClick1842640(undefined);return false;" onmouseout="hideMaybe('HOTWordsTitle'); this.style.cursor='hand'; this.style.textDecoration='underline'; this.style.borderBottom='dotted 1px'; " href="http://www.mundodaspiadas.com/diversas/viciado-no-orkut.html#">mãe</a> dele um dia mandou o menino ir para igreja... Chegando na igreja, o pastor perguntou pro menino :- Menino, você aceita jesusE o <a oncontextmenu="return false;" onmouseover="hw0842640(event, this, 'undefined'); this.style.cursor='hand'; this.style.textDecoration='underline'; this.style.borderBottom='solid';" style="CURSOR: hand; COLOR: #0000ff; BORDER-BOTTOM: 1px dotted; TEXT-DECORATION: underline" onclick="hwClick0842640(undefined);return false;" onmouseout="hideMaybe('HOTWordsTitle'); this.style.cursor='hand'; this.style.textDecoration='underline'; this.style.borderBottom='dotted 1px'; " href="http://www.mundodaspiadas.com/diversas/viciado-no-orkut.html#">garoto</a> respondeu :- Só se ele me mandar scrap!!!www.humordastiras.blogspot.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16139134046238390247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4940884007608361141.post-59682950942936613292009-08-20T00:17:00.000-03:002009-08-20T00:21:03.364-03:00Japones CDFNo primeiro dia de aulas, numa escola secundária dos EUA, a professora apresentou aos <a oncontextmenu="return false;" onmouseover="hw16681028560765(event, this, '1720986202'); this.style.cursor='hand'; this.style.textDecoration='underline'; this.style.borderBottom='solid';" style="CURSOR: hand; COLOR: #0000ff; BORDER-BOTTOM: 1px dotted; TEXT-DECORATION: underline" onclick="hwClick16681028560765(1720986202);return false;" onmouseout="hideMaybe(event, this); this.style.cursor='hand'; this.style.textDecoration='underline'; this.style.borderBottom='dotted 1px'; " href="http://www.mundodaspiadas.com/japones/suzuki.html#">alunos</a> um novo <a oncontextmenu="return false;" onmouseover="hw11828711701765(event, this, '1720986202'); this.style.cursor='hand'; this.style.textDecoration='underline'; this.style.borderBottom='solid';" style="CURSOR: hand; COLOR: #0000ff; BORDER-BOTTOM: 1px dotted; TEXT-DECORATION: underline" onclick="hwClick11828711701765(1720986202);return false;" onmouseout="hideMaybe(event, this); this.style.cursor='hand'; this.style.textDecoration='underline'; this.style.borderBottom='dotted 1px'; " href="http://www.mundodaspiadas.com/japones/suzuki.html#">colega</a>, Sakiro Suzuki, do Japão. A aula começa e a professora: - Vamos ver quem conhece a <a oncontextmenu="return false;" onmouseover="hw9727829462765(event, this, '1720986202'); this.style.cursor='hand'; this.style.textDecoration='underline'; this.style.borderBottom='solid';" style="CURSOR: hand; COLOR: #0000ff; BORDER-BOTTOM: 1px dotted; TEXT-DECORATION: underline" onclick="hwClick9727829462765(1720986202);return false;" onmouseout="hideMaybe(event, this); this.style.cursor='hand'; this.style.textDecoration='underline'; this.style.borderBottom='dotted 1px'; " href="http://www.mundodaspiadas.com/japones/suzuki.html#">história</a> americana. Quem disse: 'Dá-me a liberdade ou a morte'? Silêncio total na sala. Apenas Suzuki levanta a mão: - Patrick Henry, em 1775 na Filadéfia. - Muito bem, Suzuki. E quem disse: O estado é o povo, e o povo não pode afundar? - Suzuki: Abraham Lincoln, em 1863 em Washington. A professora olha os alunos e diz: - Não têm vergonha? Suzuki é japonês e sabe mais sobre a história americana que vocês! Então, ouve-se uma voz baixinha, lá ao fundo: - Vai tomar no cu, japonês de merda! - Quem foi? grita a professora. Suzuki levanta a mão e sem esperar, responde: - General McArthur em 1942 em Guadalcanal, e Lee Iacocca em 1982, na Assembléia Geral da Chrysler. A turma fica super silenciosa, apenas ouve-se do fundo da sala: - Acho que vou vomitar. A professora grita: - Quem foi? E Suzuki: - George Bush Sênior ao Primeiro-Ministro Tanaka,durante um almoço, em Tókio, em 1991. Um dos alunos levanta-se e grita: - Chupa o meu pau! E a professora irritada: - Acabou-se! Quem foi agora? E Suzuki, sem hesitações: - Bill Clinton à Mônica Lewinsky, na Sala Oval da Casa Branca, em Washington, em 1997. E outro aluno se levanta e grita: - Suzuki é uma merda! E Suzuki responde: - Valentino Rossi, no Grande Prêmio de Moto no Rio de Janeiro em 2002. A turma fica histérica, a professora desmaia, a porta se abre e entra o diretor que diz: - Que merda é essa? Nunca vi uma confusão deste tamanho! Suzuki bem alto: - Lula, para o José Dirceu, quando estourou o escândalo dos Correios, em 2005!www.humordastiras.blogspot.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16139134046238390247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4940884007608361141.post-10075026623862774252009-08-19T20:20:00.000-03:002009-08-19T20:22:05.322-03:00Diferença<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSd8iZOYJNicSDYa5tkxxtdOD4FlCYDhtiAZty9GsuGrMiPoN1n6vFLJUgYFQxaQm_73VrCsIOxW4JJ8STVDZi0ybfgP_M_YHPaq5xfS-7h-EzAj7yUDX3phdpFZRJdV-4SNFPnmiaroHN/s1600-h/1a51a862c694f54a83ccec5d1f174214.png"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5371819011386976754" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 230px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSd8iZOYJNicSDYa5tkxxtdOD4FlCYDhtiAZty9GsuGrMiPoN1n6vFLJUgYFQxaQm_73VrCsIOxW4JJ8STVDZi0ybfgP_M_YHPaq5xfS-7h-EzAj7yUDX3phdpFZRJdV-4SNFPnmiaroHN/s400/1a51a862c694f54a83ccec5d1f174214.png" border="0" /></a> Clique na imagem para amplia-la<br /><div></div>www.humordastiras.blogspot.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16139134046238390247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4940884007608361141.post-91166368036421814532009-08-13T10:01:00.000-03:002009-08-13T10:03:00.432-03:00<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCnYgwn76N1c8_LMuwDCm73Gye11QCLnEBvgaV3URydqkK9TVYlHZUDtlHB1V72vKV70A3oTdrun4b573i0Rq1UZvy3lGU-WkL_c-uJfW_VUdpsDrsDrFlvDM4RQChd4c0-KVrgBcQqgdY/s1600-h/Tedio.png"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5369432998663758434" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 277px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCnYgwn76N1c8_LMuwDCm73Gye11QCLnEBvgaV3URydqkK9TVYlHZUDtlHB1V72vKV70A3oTdrun4b573i0Rq1UZvy3lGU-WkL_c-uJfW_VUdpsDrsDrFlvDM4RQChd4c0-KVrgBcQqgdY/s400/Tedio.png" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><br />Clique na imagem para amplia-la.www.humordastiras.blogspot.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16139134046238390247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4940884007608361141.post-90803170784549700542009-08-10T17:23:00.001-03:002009-08-10T17:23:50.004-03:00Chip<p>Estavam sentados nus na sauna: 1 Americano 1 Japonês e 1 Brasileiro.<br />De repente um bip soa. O Americano pressiona seu antebraço e o barulhinho pára. Os outros olham para ele, curiosos.<br />- "É meu pager, meu aparelhinho de bip", ele fala.<br />"Tenho um microchip sob a pele do meu braço".<br />Poucos minutos depois, um telefone toca. O Japonês ergue a palma da sua mão até sua orelha. Quando ele acaba, explica:<br />- "Esse é meu telefone celular. Tenho um microchip na minha mão".<br />O brasileiro, sentindo-se decididamente por fora de tanta tecnologia, sai da sauna. Poucos minutos depois retorna com um pedaço de papel higiênico pendurado no traseiro. Os outros dois erguem as sobrancelhas.<br />- "Tô recebendo um fax".</p>www.humordastiras.blogspot.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16139134046238390247noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4940884007608361141.post-80508647111487339442009-08-09T19:31:00.000-03:002009-08-09T19:32:48.487-03:00Feliz dia dos pais a todos!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_wyXLk1y5NLrBsBwjiDPR-5ArpPJngXc4xsc-R2BT_7yvEuVvG3B9tmL4OyCLS-983QcmjQe8N6ihm950HI0ED7CgPBvz1j4CO-vLT2oFfYsGpOxN5kLRLg5RovL4vwnFhiBpeoGBrhsQ/s1600-h/repidedidei.png"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368095473245160082" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 292px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_wyXLk1y5NLrBsBwjiDPR-5ArpPJngXc4xsc-R2BT_7yvEuVvG3B9tmL4OyCLS-983QcmjQe8N6ihm950HI0ED7CgPBvz1j4CO-vLT2oFfYsGpOxN5kLRLg5RovL4vwnFhiBpeoGBrhsQ/s400/repidedidei.png" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div>www.humordastiras.blogspot.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16139134046238390247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4940884007608361141.post-22869156072882994772009-08-09T10:53:00.000-03:002009-08-09T10:55:03.496-03:00Feliz Dia Dos Pais<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjURa4wp9amSqiKmVCMe-gYq7NXTkoyG_4flXCpU1TOiStnAQrG-EyYeIXUaI_3opr3zTekEczfR_qKfQ5v1fziYZeJfvwKaS73KYii1QUmP1i2ZT6lzmDD8Vpv77vfWtUhr_p1R84u_917/s1600-h/diadospaiss.png"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5367961978669047506" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 141px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjURa4wp9amSqiKmVCMe-gYq7NXTkoyG_4flXCpU1TOiStnAQrG-EyYeIXUaI_3opr3zTekEczfR_qKfQ5v1fziYZeJfvwKaS73KYii1QUmP1i2ZT6lzmDD8Vpv77vfWtUhr_p1R84u_917/s400/diadospaiss.png" border="0" /></a> (Clique na imagem para ampliar)<br /><div>Feliz dia dos pais a todos os pais que são pais!</div>www.humordastiras.blogspot.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16139134046238390247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4940884007608361141.post-15432285707952181452009-08-08T10:50:00.000-03:002009-08-08T10:51:28.675-03:00A Enfermeira Maluca 2<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMLaUEve4iBC56vuPISvftpoxQdfHUwjxPw8b9ltdFE0Jmb5uWZ7VaRfnGhyphenhyphenCmu38cCXFhfJteTf_Q6snz9I7kjYa2n6nO6y5zJDA2_GzZgcRvnuCjnBmDRmihyACCRua0mE5imkHX3RCN/s1600-h/a+enf..png"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5367590091661078690" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 141px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMLaUEve4iBC56vuPISvftpoxQdfHUwjxPw8b9ltdFE0Jmb5uWZ7VaRfnGhyphenhyphenCmu38cCXFhfJteTf_Q6snz9I7kjYa2n6nO6y5zJDA2_GzZgcRvnuCjnBmDRmihyACCRua0mE5imkHX3RCN/s400/a+enf..png" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Atenção:Clique na imagem para ampliar.</div>www.humordastiras.blogspot.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16139134046238390247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4940884007608361141.post-11724270074441645812009-08-08T10:12:00.000-03:002009-08-08T10:17:54.597-03:00PEDIDO DE DESCULPASNós paramos de postar tiras no blog por um tempo,por causa de problemas na minha internet<br />e ainda sim ela vai continuar caindo até mudar o provedor.Obrigado a todos que possam me entender.<br />E eu estou planejando que todos os integrantes do Humor das Tiras começem a postar e fazer tiras tambem.Atenciosamente:<br />César.www.humordastiras.blogspot.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16139134046238390247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4940884007608361141.post-11209444681068375292009-08-04T20:16:00.000-03:002009-08-04T20:17:46.166-03:00Parceria<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilbDmXmrqnhHo-upR5dTYlb7LxFzGMrNpNelSivk0l48Xul4-OZSW947a1iI2Ow69QcpRo5pwuScKUpabS8P7eHNRMOsXs7RS9qoJ9hrPBC1QHWBOac19MLKErB2w6L3OEwoPfcJTX7bf4/s1600-h/tudodehumor.png"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366251584796417362" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 182px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilbDmXmrqnhHo-upR5dTYlb7LxFzGMrNpNelSivk0l48Xul4-OZSW947a1iI2Ow69QcpRo5pwuScKUpabS8P7eHNRMOsXs7RS9qoJ9hrPBC1QHWBOac19MLKErB2w6L3OEwoPfcJTX7bf4/s400/tudodehumor.png" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Entre ai pessoal !</div><div>www.tudodehumoronline.blogspot.com</div>www.humordastiras.blogspot.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16139134046238390247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4940884007608361141.post-51280367427185707552009-08-04T19:04:00.000-03:002009-08-04T19:06:29.938-03:00Pula pirata é?<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhtqeFL3IblTFCEphC-OI9VxbWKowuP3T9-kXOlxjCXfZEgbf7Yo-_JA55uHKCX01G1gI_YCQKUGpB4meUlcCiEExrb61VVmp4b3_8L_NLpIMsb9kk7nDlyZ3vLg84bGMhMDlmz-wmGl66p/s1600-h/pulapirata.png"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366233337237677938" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 232px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhtqeFL3IblTFCEphC-OI9VxbWKowuP3T9-kXOlxjCXfZEgbf7Yo-_JA55uHKCX01G1gI_YCQKUGpB4meUlcCiEExrb61VVmp4b3_8L_NLpIMsb9kk7nDlyZ3vLg84bGMhMDlmz-wmGl66p/s400/pulapirata.png" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Atenção:Clique na imagem para ampliar</div>www.humordastiras.blogspot.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16139134046238390247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4940884007608361141.post-80174779765802250382009-08-02T10:57:00.000-03:002009-08-02T10:59:03.878-03:00Na fama...<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg24dvS8I_U99BZLmTTYYdSFSLHp0gn7jf4pZcrkcRL2aBySsfWticr5luvkAVvmQ0nIVcij1bN2f32nNub-mpmCwrFO-lB0tr-JVHq8i_TVWikgwQfuWf9XlClY-dAeVgRGN819JBTksxe/s1600-h/apresentaichunss.png"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365365524380988354" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 141px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg24dvS8I_U99BZLmTTYYdSFSLHp0gn7jf4pZcrkcRL2aBySsfWticr5luvkAVvmQ0nIVcij1bN2f32nNub-mpmCwrFO-lB0tr-JVHq8i_TVWikgwQfuWf9XlClY-dAeVgRGN819JBTksxe/s400/apresentaichunss.png" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><br />Atenção:Clique na imagem para ampliarwww.humordastiras.blogspot.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16139134046238390247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4940884007608361141.post-72892922085988173292009-08-02T10:55:00.000-03:002009-08-02T10:57:09.215-03:00Apresentações<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkeXQAmfBFD7amwTSpkuA_nGxhjOtaOxk8dwQXYwFar75HcXcqJPahUDODV0O7KDRrKQT17D3YGqSN3rIix5Qgd8Q_erEJNir0Ls1MtLp1BR4uwfhyphenhyphenGBPDxxjB2uivaTmYrJLHOzDqKqBl/s1600-h/apresentaichuns.png"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365364930379092594" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 232px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkeXQAmfBFD7amwTSpkuA_nGxhjOtaOxk8dwQXYwFar75HcXcqJPahUDODV0O7KDRrKQT17D3YGqSN3rIix5Qgd8Q_erEJNir0Ls1MtLp1BR4uwfhyphenhyphenGBPDxxjB2uivaTmYrJLHOzDqKqBl/s400/apresentaichuns.png" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Atenção:Clique na imagem para ampliar.</div>www.humordastiras.blogspot.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16139134046238390247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4940884007608361141.post-76167433459551396192009-07-31T19:27:00.000-03:002009-07-31T19:28:23.740-03:00LoucosDois loucos tomavam sol na beira da piscina do manicômio até que um deles se jogou na água e afundou. Mais do que depressa o seu <a oncontextmenu="return false;" onmouseover="hw14663842051221(event, this, '1160784236'); this.style.cursor='hand'; this.style.textDecoration='underline'; this.style.borderBottom='solid';" style="CURSOR: hand; COLOR: #006600; BORDER-BOTTOM: 1px dotted; TEXT-DECORATION: underline" onclick="hwClick14663842051221(1160784236);return false;" onmouseout="hideMaybe(event, this); this.style.cursor='hand'; this.style.textDecoration='underline'; this.style.borderBottom='dotted 1px'; " href="http://www.zebisteca.com.br/920/piadas/loucos/enforcado#">amigo</a>, num ato heróico, pulou para salvá-lo. No dia seguinte o diretor do manicômio foi falar com o \"louco salva-vidas\": - Meu rapaz, eu tenho duas <a oncontextmenu="return false;" onmouseover="hw19373168592221(event, this, '1160784236'); this.style.cursor='hand'; this.style.textDecoration='underline'; this.style.borderBottom='solid';" style="CURSOR: hand; COLOR: #006600; BORDER-BOTTOM: 1px dotted; TEXT-DECORATION: underline" onclick="hwClick19373168592221(1160784236);return false;" onmouseout="hideMaybe(event, this); this.style.cursor='hand'; this.style.textDecoration='underline'; this.style.borderBottom='dotted 1px'; " href="http://www.zebisteca.com.br/920/piadas/loucos/enforcado#">notícias</a> para lhe dar! Uma boa e outra ruim: A boa é que você finalmente vai ter alta! Você salvou uma vida e então nós concluímos que você está curado! O louco deu um sorriso de agradecimento. - A notícia ruim é que o rapaz que você salvou ontem se enforcou! - Não Doutor, ele não se enforcou... - Como não? Nós o encontramos enforcado com o seu próprio cinto, hoje de manhã! - Ah, mas fui eu que pendurei ele pra secar!www.humordastiras.blogspot.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16139134046238390247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4940884007608361141.post-28824701448471290142009-07-28T20:15:00.000-03:002009-07-28T20:16:17.115-03:00Trouxa<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpC8HHDeq15sdF1iKAXzmo_C4OnO1__kUJHHPqL2QZ9YqkLWcVB7qBeG__RCUxl7Sa5cCW9iVsd7WuBE-eQEDB9W7PuUHPnxuKog85B_8bn3eYDJ0Tjs5r-b6AAMOgaCN9Yurjf1L6Jn4C/s1600-h/Trouxa.png"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5363653739371892690" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 182px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpC8HHDeq15sdF1iKAXzmo_C4OnO1__kUJHHPqL2QZ9YqkLWcVB7qBeG__RCUxl7Sa5cCW9iVsd7WuBE-eQEDB9W7PuUHPnxuKog85B_8bn3eYDJ0Tjs5r-b6AAMOgaCN9Yurjf1L6Jn4C/s400/Trouxa.png" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Homenagem a uns dos meu jogos favoritos.</div>www.humordastiras.blogspot.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16139134046238390247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4940884007608361141.post-60862723236241650242009-07-28T19:57:00.000-03:002009-07-28T20:08:07.443-03:00Japoneses,"Todo Mundo Falando o Nome"A policia tava fazendo a maior blitz..por conta de um assalto ao banco....quando interceptaram uma combi..considerada suspeita..ja q estava lotada de joponeses...O policial foi logo gritando..."DESCE TODO MUNDO"MÃO NA KBÇA..A japonesada obedeceu em silêncio,e o policial:..."AGORA UMPOR VEZ VAI FALANDO O NOME"Eles obedeceram e foi se apresentando:::<br />-Sartamo Obanko-Matamo Okasha-Kontiro Nosako-Katamo Osnique-Saimo Koreno-Fugimo Nakombi-Osguarda Pararo- Tomamo noKuwww.humordastiras.blogspot.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16139134046238390247noreply@blogger.com1